10 Reasons why Dabangg Rocks!!
Dabangg is not a Masala Movie, its f***ing Bhut Jolokia of Masala movies.
There are 10 new dance steps to learn and practice for Ganapati Visarajan.
Action and Stunts, that would make Rajnikanth feel proud of Salman.
One can wear Goggles behind your shirt and still look cool.
Sonakshi Sinha's Hot quotient .
For super creative names like Chulbul, Makkhi, Robinhood Pandey.
Mindless and super entertaining dialogues
Zandu Balm - Munni Badnaam Hui -Â item Number.
For an uber cool Matrix Moment, where Salman avoids Glass pieces.
Rahat Fateh Ali Khan's song Tere Mast Mast do Nain, which will be implanted in your head so badly that you will singing it even while watching Tera Patrick.
Something ...other things -
If someone kills an Asthma patient, you can return the favour by treating him with the Tractor's exhaust.
For the first time, Salman didn't wear his favorite Jhaliwala banian or the lucky bracelet.
Mahi Gill was wasted, even though she was game for some farm-side scenes like DevD.
Mahesh Manjrekar will be used in all Salman movies, even if has to wear a ghamcha and cover his head.
This is a perfect example of "We are Family", how to use your family and save on production cost.
Salman's next movie will be Batman and Robinhood Pandey.
Everyone is a fighting a tough battle with zindagi, Dabangg is the perfect Zandu Balm and Combiflam for us.
A definite must dekko unless you are the self proclaimed intellectual.
P.S - "Tera caller tune acha hai, Mujhe forward Karna" :P