Captain Vijaykanth'ism

Total VijayKanthism's, total hilarious crap :)

1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate 2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH 3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College 4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop 5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot bcom a software 6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup 7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.