I made a short trip to Kerala for my cousin's wedding last weekend. I do admit that  I may not have the expertise to judge people or let alone any tribe.
But I have all the right to make some observations about Mallus, The tribe which I'm quite proud to be a part of.
Gold, Silk and Mammoth Flex Banners are the only visible business in Kerala
The most decent and orderly people are found standing in the Booze Shop queues.
Mallu newsreaders are a million times louder than Arnab Goswami.
.94 secs is the average time taken by a mallus to finish a large peg.
Kalayani strong is the most popular beer and the Kerala Govt has cut booze prices by 10%
Baby Shalini Hair style is still en-vogue even, every second kid had the hairstyle .
This is the only place in the planet where you greet tired and dehydrated guests with boiling colored drinking water.
Humidity is 120%
God just used his dark green crayons while coloring Kerala.
An average of 20 wedding guests can easily travel in a Toyota Qualis.
Mallu wedding ceremony is max of 40 seconds, The heat and humidity doesn't permit more than that.
Arrack been banned, Workers drinking FMIL has lead to increase in minimum wage from 100 bucks to 350 bucks.
Cochin Airport has one of the best airport lounge seats.
Pallakkad supports Mumbai Indians.
When the cameraman says smile every mallu female makes a sincere effort to hide her teeth even if she has normal ones.
I saw more cricket been played than Football.
I hope the next time I have more time to spend and to travel the entire coastline, tea gardens and drink Toddy :)