Superstar Rajinikanth - Madness compiled
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RAJNIKANT MISSING!!
. . . . . . . Rajnikant participatd in asian games in high jump n nw reportd by nasa dat rajni is d 1st man on mars...;)
All The fast bikes from yamaha company
R1, R15, R6, Rx 100 ,Rx 125, Rx 135, Rd, Rxz... . . . . . . . .
R stands for RAJNIKANTH...
Height of all.
. . . . . . . . . . Ganpatichya ghari 10 divsancha 'Rajnikant' basavtat...
Once RAJNIKANT forgot his toys near Mumbai .
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...Now that place is known as essel world
One day a "flat chested" girl went to Rajnikant & sought help for her problem.
. . . . . Rajnikant kissed her boobs and today she's known as Pamela Anderson!
1ce Rajniknt went to US & met Pamela Andrsn
he got excited & wanted 2 wank So he went behind a bldg n did it 4 few mins. 2day,d bldg is called WHITEHOUSE !
Rajinikanth met a goat on da way,it was doing bey bey bey,he hit the goat in an ger, & now dat goat is known as Justin Bieber All scientists failed to ANS this but Rajnikanth did.
Q: Which liquid turns solid on heating? . . .
Ans: IIDLI DOSA MEDU VADA...Mind it!!!!
Galileo used lamp 2 study, graham bell used candle 2 study, Shakespeare studiedin street light bt do u know abt Rajini ? . . . . . . . . . only agarbatti Once Rajnikanth put some stones in a Tin Dabba and shook it, Malayalam Languagewas born. Rajnikant Returns ... Once #Rajnikant bought one acre land with 4 wells on eachcorner... Why..?? To paly Carrom... #fb Rajnikanth was once denied visa to australia.Then he placed his hand on a child.The child is now known as VVS LAXMAN" One sunday mornin Rajinikanth in a good mood to surprise his wife had put d RANGOLI infront of his houseAnd nw ppl are studying it asnetwork analysis..! Khaufnak andheri raat mein 12 baje 1 bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha,
"ghabra mat. Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem hai, koi Rajnikant- vajnikant nai hota.."
If Rajanikant would have born 200 years ago
......British would have fought for Independence.
Wanted revised...
Salman - Ek bar jo mene commitment kar di uske bad me sirf rajnikant ki hi sunta hu... :)
All sardars hv decided to offer 500 crores to rajnikant as a thank you token for shifting peoples focus from
sardars to Rajnikant.
Yet another Rajnikant best -
'' Rajnikant never pays attention..................,.. Attention pays him''
Once Rajnikant taught a kid how to enter a house without ringing the door bell....
That person is now called sub inspector DAYA!
BREAKING NEWS: Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg hospitalised with serious injury. Rajnikant poked him on Facebook! Ultimate one: The new symbol for the rupee is actually Rajnikanth's signature. Rajinikanth can put toothpaste back in the Tube Would be adding more as I get them, Do feel free to add to the list.